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A Flying Pan?

"The acts of the sinful nature are obvious: sexual immorality,...I warn you,...that those who live like this will not inherit the kingdom of God." (Gal.5.19-21)

 

     "A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.

He asks, "What was that for?"

She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it." He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She answers, "Your horse called."* 

 

Sexual morality is an important attribute of Christian character. Unfortunately, we are living in a world where sexual immorality is not viewed as a sin that keeps you from inheriting God's kingdom.

Jesus said, "...I tell you...who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. (Matthew 5.28)
 

*(from ajokeaday.com)